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Postby shaker on Tue Mar 09, 2010 1:49 am

IT IS NOT A STORY BUT A TRUE INCIDENT THAT HAPPENED IN AMERICA .

An Egyptian man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to Egypt on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Egyptian man hands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank.
He produces the title and everything checks out.
The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Egyptian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the Egyptian returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this
transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why you would bother to borrow $5,000'"
The Egyptian replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my precious car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return
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Postby Ahlawee1989 on Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:32 am

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Postby ashraf_boh_boh on Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:41 am

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TOHFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :/10/: :/10/: :/10/: :/10/:
W HOWA DA EL SHAAB EL MASRY :D
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Postby A.nasser on Tue Mar 09, 2010 6:41 am

حلوه قووووووووي :/5/:
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Postby farid on Tue Mar 09, 2010 8:23 am

:/5/: :/5/: nice one.
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Postby hh on Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:37 am

ههههههههههههههههههههههههههاى
يا راااااااااااااااااااااااااجل شوف ازاى , بس حلوة حلوة
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Postby MIZOOOO on Tue Mar 09, 2010 10:27 am

يا جاااااااامد ....المصريين اهما ماشاء الله على الذكااااااااء :/5/:
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Postby dodo on Tue Mar 09, 2010 1:05 pm

ana shka en da masry asln L :/10/: :/10/: :/10/:
howa fh masry 3ndo ferrai asln :/10/: :/10/: :/10/:
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فهي تبدأ بالنصح و التواصي عند اللقاء و تستمر في ظهر الغيب بالدعاء لتنتهي بمنابر من نور يغبطهم عليها الأنبياء و الشهداء
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Postby Hamada on Tue Mar 09, 2010 5:27 pm

هههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه
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Postby mido_thelover on Tue Mar 09, 2010 6:00 pm

loool yabnil nas7a :D
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Postby HORNOT2010 on Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:35 pm

هى حلوة جدا يا بشمهندس بس
قريتعا كتيير قبل كدة بس ما كانش مصرى
ولا هى ترو ستورى ولا حاجة
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Postby mesho88 on Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:49 pm

:/10/: :/10/: :/10/: :/10/:
هههههه
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Postby shaker on Wed Mar 10, 2010 7:05 am

HORNOT2010 wrote:هى حلوة جدا يا بشمهندس بس
قريتعا كتيير قبل كدة بس ما كانش مصرى
ولا هى ترو ستورى ولا حاجة


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